Saturday, January 21, 2017

Is There A Mayonnaise Shortage I'm Not Hearing About?

Some other food commodity or kitchen appliance shortfall I missed somehow?

If not, why aren't all these damn women at home making sandwiches like they should be?


I know I certainly don't like pickles on my sandwiches, are they threatening to make all sandwiches with pickles?
If they are, then I have to agree with this lady,


If not, what exactly is it that they are pissed off about now?
I try to put the seat down after all.

Who knows?

Better yet, who cares?


The best explanation I ever heard for women's behavior is that they want what they can't have.
That means when they get what they wanted, they don't want that anymore because they want what they can't have.
It's a vicious cycle.

Makes sense though if you think about it.

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