Saturday, December 5, 2015

Must Be Portland

I keep seeing references to this Man Bun bullshit on the internets and didn't know WTF they were talking about.

Now I see and no, they ain't cool you wanna be hipster fucking jackasses.

Worse yet, now some clown over in Portland is trying to pass himself off as a Hipster Santa Clause, in jeans, a sweater and a Man Bun.



PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Good news! We found the real Santa.

He’s in Pioneer Place in downtown Portland and he’s a lot more hipster than previously thought.
Hipster Santa says he'll be getting around town on his bike. (

Santa has recently been spotted in the mall sitting on a PDX carpet chair sporting jeans, a sweater and a man bun.

He’s decided to give his reindeer some time off while he’s in Portland. In the meantime, hipster Santa says he’ll be getting around town on his bike.

Catch Santa and his man bun on Thursday evening in the lower level rotunda pavilion. He has 2 more nights this season: Dec. 10 and December 17.



Please, make it stop!

Just a note to you guys out there, this Man Bun bullshit makes you look like a fucking sissy, knock that shit off.

Idiots.

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