Run Hide and Tell Is How The Unarmed British Are Forced To Deal With Criminals

Right.

I haven't even scratched the surface here.

Have you ever noticed that nobody has ever heard of a terrorist attack on the South Side of Chicago?
I wonder why that is?

Besides that, the average American is too fat and lazy to run anyway,

But not all Americans are.

These are just some of the reasons why nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to piss off the American public in large numbers.

We will fuck your shit up.