Grandpa Is A Bit Of A Dick

He ain't worried, Grandma will clean it up.

Smooth

The Exact Second You Realize Your Bloodline Is Doomed

Snaggin' A 40 On The Way Home From Work Sweetie?

I Know The Feeling

Just got home from yet another 12 hour shift and I am wore, the fuck, out.

Trying to catch up on stuff and just caught myself nodding off already.

I'm calling it a day.

The Inflation Rate Over The Last Ten Years Is Almost 20%!

Ever notice a dollar just doesn't seem to go as far as it used to?


Wonder why no more.

Current Inflation Rate

Inflation rate in February 2017:
(month over month, MOM)
0.31%
Inflation rate year to date, YTD: 0.90%
Inflation rate in January 2017, MOM: 0.58%
Inflation rate in February 2016, MOM: 0.08%
Inflation rate in February 2016, YTD: 0.25%
Inflation rate in 2016: 2.07%
Last 12 months inflation rate:
(year over year, YOY)
2.74%
Last 60 months inflation rate (5 years): 7.00%
Last 120 months inflation rate (10 years): 19.71%

Inflation Rate in the United States of America, 2017
Overview
Monthly inflation rate in the United States was 0.31% in February 2017. That is 0.27 less than it was in January 2017 and 0.23 more than in February 2016. At the same time, 2017 year to date inflation rate is 0.90% and year over year inflation rate is 2.74%.

In 2017 USA ranks #12 in the world by yearly inflation rate.

Inflation rate in the United States is based on the Consumer Price Index (CPI) - prices that consumers have to pay for the products and services, which includes not only the producers price, but also various taxes.

To be more specific, it is based on the Consumer Price Index - All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) which includes those places and Metropolitan Statistical Areas of 2500 people or more. This covers about 80% of the population, excluding rural and military consumers. CPI-U is the most generic index, showing the real price changes from the consumer standpoint.

Of course pretty much everyone has noticed this subtle little sign of the times over the past few years.

Everything you buy at the grocery store has seen the packaging sizes squeeze down while the price has either stayed the same or actually risen.

Inflation is like rust, it never sleeps and does more damage as time goes by.

It's no wonder people always feel like they are paying more for everything, they are.

Bases Loaded Or Something

This is like listening to a blonde chick talk about sports.

Boobs

I had another 12 hour night and am going to fall down now.
Have some boobs, some really fucking spectacular boobs.

Where I Would Rather Be Right Now

Senator Chuck Schumer (Demtard) Flips Out On Wealthy Trump Supporter Inside and Outside NY Restaurant

I already know the guy is a fucking douchebag but it sounds like his grip on reality might finally be slipping away in a very public way.

Schumer goes off on Trump supporter at NYC restaurant, witness says

Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., caused a scene at a Manhattan restaurant when he began yelling at a wealthy and well-connected Donald Trump supporter that the POTUS is “a liar.”

Schumer, the top Senate Democrat, lost his cool on Sunday night at Upper East Side restaurant Sette Mezzo, according to witnesses.

He was dining with friends when he encountered Joseph A. Califano Jr. — the former U.S. secretary of health, education and welfare under President Jimmy Carter and domestic policy adviser to President Lyndon B. Johnson — and his wife, Hilary, who were having a quiet dinner.

Onlookers said Schumer was incensed that Hilary — the daughter of William S. Paley, the founder and chairman of CBS — had voted for Trump, even though her husband, Joseph, is a well-known Democrat.

One witness said of the restaurant rant, “They are a highly respected couple, and Schumer made a scene, yelling, ‘She voted for Trump!’ The Califanos left the restaurant, but Schumer followed them outside.” On the sidewalk, Schumer carried on with his fantastical filibuster: “ ‘How could you vote for Trump? He’s a liar!’ He kept repeating, ‘He’s a liar!’ ”

Hilary confirmed the confrontation, telling Page Six, “Sen. Schumer was really rude . . . He’s our senator, and I don’t really like him. Yes, I voted for Trump. Schumer joined us outside and he told me Trump was a liar. I should have told him that Hillary Clinton was a liar, but I was so surprised I didn’t say anything.”

These people have more restraint than I do for damn sure.
If that prick would have started in on me inside a restaurant and then followed me outside after I had left to get away from his ass it would have been Game On.
Shit, it would have been Game On inside the joint the minute he started in.

I believe some people call it making a scene.
Something I can be very fucking good at when I want to be.