Skeezebag douchewater gargler, hurry up and GTFO.
Monday, December 12, 2016
Sunday, December 11, 2016
Saturday, December 10, 2016
SJW's Are Getting Too Easy To Troll, Outraged Over Non Existent Fisher-Price "Kiddie Bar" Toy
Good lord these fucking idiots are weapons grade stupid.
The real issue here is that these fuckers have gotten so used to throwing fits and getting their way that they don't even bother to take a serious look at what it is they are throwing fits about anymore, they just demand conformity at all costs.
I have some bad news for the perpetually butthurt, some of us still have a sense of humor and have absolutely no intention of giving it up just so you fucking morons can feel better about the world around you.
As a matter of fact, some of us absolutely relish every single opportunity we get to troll you stupid fuckers on purpose.
People Are Panicking Over the ‘Fisher Price Happy Hour Playset’—but the Toy Isn’t Even Real
Home Life
By Emily Zanotti | 1:49 pm, December 8, 2016
The Internet is ablaze with outrage over a new Fisher Price toy hitting markets just in time for Christmas—only the toy isn’t real, Fisher Price has no intention of producing it, and the image that’s riling up consumers is a Photoshopped product box intended as a social media joke.
A photo, supposedly of a “Fisher Price Happy Hour Playset,” has been going viral on Facebook. According to the “ad,” the set, which has three very happy looking children playing bartender and barfly on the box, comes with a plastic bar, complete with three plastic bar stools and beer bottles, all authentically scented with the smell of stale beer and shame (probably).
Some parents, clearly not realizing that the “Happy Hour Playset” was a joke, took to Facebook to express their outrage at Fisher Price for marketing such a terrible product, and to bemoan the state of a society that encourages toddlers to experiment with drinking and mixology.
The real issue here is that these fuckers have gotten so used to throwing fits and getting their way that they don't even bother to take a serious look at what it is they are throwing fits about anymore, they just demand conformity at all costs.
I have some bad news for the perpetually butthurt, some of us still have a sense of humor and have absolutely no intention of giving it up just so you fucking morons can feel better about the world around you.
As a matter of fact, some of us absolutely relish every single opportunity we get to troll you stupid fuckers on purpose.
Friday, December 9, 2016
Nice Little Ice Storm That Blew Through Here Yesterday.
Snow, freezing rain, sustained winds over 30 mph, we had it all.
I was outside working in that mess for a little while last night with the freezing rain coming in sideways.
I damned near didn't get out of the parking lot at work because it was literally a sheet of ice. It's up on a hill too so that was interesting coming down off of that.
El Camino's are renowned for their ability to handle ice and snow don't ya know.
Not.
Lost internet before I got home.
I stuck my head outside this morning to consult my weather station and was greeted by this,
It's a crappy picture but if you look close you can see the little icicles hanging off it.
The roads are OK at the moment but there is still ice all over everything else.
Going back to work in just a minute.
Fuck, am I glad it's Friday.
I was outside working in that mess for a little while last night with the freezing rain coming in sideways.
I damned near didn't get out of the parking lot at work because it was literally a sheet of ice. It's up on a hill too so that was interesting coming down off of that.
El Camino's are renowned for their ability to handle ice and snow don't ya know.
Not.
Lost internet before I got home.
I stuck my head outside this morning to consult my weather station and was greeted by this,
It's a crappy picture but if you look close you can see the little icicles hanging off it.
The roads are OK at the moment but there is still ice all over everything else.
Going back to work in just a minute.
Fuck, am I glad it's Friday.
Thursday, December 8, 2016
To Infinity And Beyond, Space Man John Glenn Has Passed Away.
This almost brings a tear to me eye.
I have one foot out the door at the moment on my way to work in the nastiest weather we have had this year to date.
The words I want to say about this great man and his achievements won't come to me now anyway.
What can you say about him?
Legendary is one.
He will be remembered right up there with the greatest explorers mankind has ever produced.
God speed sir.
Former U.S. astronaut, Senator John Glenn dies in Ohio at 95
By Will Dunham
John Glenn, who became one of the 20th century's greatest explorers as the first American to orbit Earth and later as the world's oldest astronaut, in addition to a long career as a U.S. senator, died on Thursday at age of 95.
Glenn was the last surviving member of the original seven "Right Stuff" Mercury astronauts.
"John Glenn is, and always will be, Ohio's ultimate hometown hero, and his passing today is an occasion for all of us to grieve," Ohio Governor John Kasich said in a statement.
I have one foot out the door at the moment on my way to work in the nastiest weather we have had this year to date.
The words I want to say about this great man and his achievements won't come to me now anyway.
What can you say about him?
Legendary is one.
He will be remembered right up there with the greatest explorers mankind has ever produced.
God speed sir.
This Trump Presidency Will Be "Interesting"
So far everything I have seen indicates to me a rather abrupt change of course is coming down the pike.
4 cabinet members with military backgrounds, the head of the EPA who has been fighting that agency for years and one one big surprise in the announcement of Linda McMahon of WWE wrestling fame to head up the small business bureau.
Unfortunately, he went with another Goldman Sachs veteran to head up Treasury.
I don't know what kind of magic potions that guy thinks he has but everybody and their dog knows it is just a matter of time before the entire world economy goes tits up.
I don't think I need to point out that any of his cabinet picks so far seem to be hurting for money either, they already have a combined worth that would make some countries jealous.
14.5 BILLION dollars worth between them and his cabinet isn't even half full yet I don't think.
You know what would be a really nice change?
If all of these people just decided that they had enough money already and actually did some things to help the rest of us who can only keep our heads above water long enough to suck in a breath of air before bouncing off the bottom again.
A guy can dream but I can only hold my breath for so long these days.
Of course there are the usual professional politicians in this mix too.
Nikki Haley?
Where the fuck did that come from?
Did someone get caught fucking a chicken or something?
I am at a loss to see how she got such a plum deal.
(Thanks Taminator013)
Like I said, it is going to be interesting to see where all this hodgepodge of talent leads but I can guarantee you from what I see already, the Obama/Commie/Liberal agenda is about to get shit canned, with prejudice.
It's going to be a brand new day.
4 cabinet members with military backgrounds, the head of the EPA who has been fighting that agency for years and one one big surprise in the announcement of Linda McMahon of WWE wrestling fame to head up the small business bureau.
Unfortunately, he went with another Goldman Sachs veteran to head up Treasury.
I don't know what kind of magic potions that guy thinks he has but everybody and their dog knows it is just a matter of time before the entire world economy goes tits up.
I don't think I need to point out that any of his cabinet picks so far seem to be hurting for money either, they already have a combined worth that would make some countries jealous.
14.5 BILLION dollars worth between them and his cabinet isn't even half full yet I don't think.
You know what would be a really nice change?
If all of these people just decided that they had enough money already and actually did some things to help the rest of us who can only keep our heads above water long enough to suck in a breath of air before bouncing off the bottom again.
A guy can dream but I can only hold my breath for so long these days.
Of course there are the usual professional politicians in this mix too.
Nikki Haley?
Where the fuck did that come from?
Did someone get caught fucking a chicken or something?
I am at a loss to see how she got such a plum deal.
(Thanks Taminator013)
Like I said, it is going to be interesting to see where all this hodgepodge of talent leads but I can guarantee you from what I see already, the Obama/Commie/Liberal agenda is about to get shit canned, with prejudice.
It's going to be a brand new day.
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Just Get Over It, He Says.
"White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said during a press conference Monday it was natural for World War II veterans to be “embittered” about Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s visit to Pearl Harbor, but they should get over it for the sake of America."
Hey Josh?
You aren't fit to shine the shoes of one single American who is still alive from that time you worthless cunt.
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
They Say That If You Don't Like The Weather Around Here Just Wait Ten Minutes
Think I'm kidding?
Yesterday about this time we had snow.
24 hours later, the current conditions,
According to the overpaid talking heads with no clue, it's supposed to cloud over here in a couple of hours, get colder than a well diggers ass and we can expect more snow, freezing rain and ice all over the fucking place for the next couple of days.
It is wise to pay attention to the weather forecast around here even if they are wrong half the time.
This area is built on a series of steep hills, when it gets icy, it gets treacherous and downright deadly for those who don't know how to drive on the shit.
There are places you don't go, period.
Of course since I work at night, Black Ice is my biggest worry.
You can't see the damned stuff and you can be the first one at the scene of a wreck before you can say Oh Shit! around here if you aren't careful.
Ask me how I know.....
Update;
On my way home I ran into one I hadn't seen for a while and had forgotten about that is also just a great time.
Freezing fog, in the dark.
Yay.
It ain't even Winter time yet.
Yesterday about this time we had snow.
24 hours later, the current conditions,
According to the overpaid talking heads with no clue, it's supposed to cloud over here in a couple of hours, get colder than a well diggers ass and we can expect more snow, freezing rain and ice all over the fucking place for the next couple of days.
It is wise to pay attention to the weather forecast around here even if they are wrong half the time.
This area is built on a series of steep hills, when it gets icy, it gets treacherous and downright deadly for those who don't know how to drive on the shit.
There are places you don't go, period.
Of course since I work at night, Black Ice is my biggest worry.
You can't see the damned stuff and you can be the first one at the scene of a wreck before you can say Oh Shit! around here if you aren't careful.
Ask me how I know.....
Update;
On my way home I ran into one I hadn't seen for a while and had forgotten about that is also just a great time.
Freezing fog, in the dark.
Yay.
It ain't even Winter time yet.
Fuh Fuh, Fuh Fuh
Fuh Fuuuuuhck me, that is one drop dead gorgeous little honey there.
Probably crazier than a shit house rat too, it never fails.
Probably crazier than a shit house rat too, it never fails.
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