Headed Back To The Border?

Get a bigger truck amigo.

Time For A Break Check

After they check him for breaks they can check the brakes on the wheelchair.

The Russians Are Here!!

Every once in a while I will open up my Statcounter and take a peek at who stops by and where they come from.
Yesterday I saw a visitor from the Russian Federation who apparently was looking at a picture of a VERY busty young lady that I had posted a couple of years ago.


Hey Vlad, let me help ya out a bit here and show you some fine American tail, something you can show your buddies up there in the Great Frozen North over the Winter ya know.

I wouldn't want to neglect our fine Southern heritage while I am at it, would I?
Of course not.

Y'all have a nice day, y'hear?

The Only Oscar I Ever Gave A Shit About

One of my role models back when I was a little shit.
For those folks who actually know me personally, a little light bulb will come on and it will all make perfect sense now.

Yeah, It's Like That

I am still wiped the fuck out from those two back to back twelve hour shifts, I worked my ass off.
Two fucking days later and I am still fucking tired and sore.

The wife turned on the Daytona 500 thinking I wanted to watch it because I used to be a big racing fan but they have fucked that up to the point that I don't even consider it to be a legitimate racing contest anymore.

I told her it was a waste of time to leave it on.

Then my brother called me thinking that I was watching it and was asking me what this segment thing was they were doing and I told him that I didn't know and I didn't care.
Surprised him because like I said, I used to be a fan.

Some stupid motherfuckers made the decision that they needed to market NASCAR to the Soccer Mom crowd or something a few years ago and fucked it up terminally.

They can all kiss my narrow little ass.

That ain't racing people, that is entertainment disguised as racing.

Fuck you NASCAR.

I ain't coming back no more for that shit.

I grew up around racing and I know it when I see it and I also know that shit isn't real racing.

This is and I would rather watch these guys battle it out than a bunch of Prima Donna Metrosexual Pretty Boys run around in circles to a script with non stop product advertising every 3.2 seconds.

The Daytona 500. In 1969

When men were men, the racing was real and you could go down to your local Big 3 dealership and order basically the same car that won the race the next day.

You want a Big Block with that?

There ain't no 200 mile an hour parades here boys and they were, doing 200 miles an hour, down the back stretch clear back in 1969.

They had a surprise winner on the last lap that year.

Under ten minutes long and it's even in color.

A little trip down memory lane for some of you.

Run It Hard

Moron.

What's This? A Real Car?!

From back when they still made such a thing.

ZZZZZZZZZZ

I just got home a little while ago after spending 26 of the last 48 hours at work.
Exhausted doesn't even begin to describe it.
I'll come up with something after I go fall down for a few hours.

TGIF

Back to the salt mines already. Here's a little cutie for ya.
Later.

Tomorrow Ain't Looking So Good Either

I just put in one of the most brutal 12 1/2 hour days in recent memory.
It started bad and went off a cliff shortly afterwards.
I am wasted tired and I hurt from my head to my toes so don't expect too much out of me later today.

James O'Keefe Posts Hundreds Of Hours Of Inside CNN's Studio Recordings, MSM Circles The Wagons

O'Keefe just did a hatchet job on CNN by releasing hundreds of hours of audio recordings reportedly from inside CNN's studio that allegedly came from someone who worked there from back in 2009.
Perusing the headlines and a few articles reporting on it at the usual MSM outlets shows that they are returning the favor by posting all the dirt they can dig up on the guy trying to discredit him.


It's pretty much like watching a bunch of school kids calling each other Boogerhead.

More notable actually is the lack of any coverage at all of this story by many of the big name news outlets.

You see, that is how the MSM really does their dirty work, by ignoring news and not reporting on it at all.
If it doesn't fit their agenda, it didn't happen.

Peek A Boo

I Lol'ed when I saw this so I had to share.

The little shithead , monkeys are evil motherfuckers when they wanna be.
It looks to be a little Marmoset.

Vitamin C Is Good For You

Orange juice has some.

Holy Fucking Shit!!

That would scare the daylights out of a full grown man.


Swiped from Mr. Orsm.
(NSFW)

Former British Citizen Turned Terrorist Who Was In Gitmo At One Time Detonates Suicide Bomb

Now he's a good terrorist.
 Rotten fucker anyway.

ISIS suicide bomber in Iraq was reportedly former Gitmo prisoner

British terror suspect who received a seven-figure payoff after being released from Guantanamo Bay died when he detonated explosives during a suicide bombing in Iraq, according to reports on Tuesday.

The Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack and praised Abu-Zakariya al-Britani, a British suicide bomber, for exploding a vehicle full of explosives near Mosul, where Iraqi forces are battling IS fighters for control of the city.

More on this...

ISIS Egypt affiliate: Christians are our 'favorite prey'
ISIS-Inspired Teen Migrant in Court for German Bomb Plot
Iraqi forces push into ISIS-held southern outskirts of Mosul
A report on BBC.com identified al-Britani as Ronald Fiddler, a Brit who was seized by US forces in Afghanistan and taken to Guantanamo Bay in 2002.

The report said Fiddler, 50, of Manchester, England, became Jamal al-Harith when he converted to Islam in his early 20s. He later took the name Abu-Zakariya al-Britani

He crossed into Syria in 2014, the BBC reported.

Over Looked Greatness; Frank Marino And Mahogany Rush

Frank Marino was a well kept secret back in the day, hardly any radio stations played his stuff but word of mouth spread and a star was born.

I still have some of his albums to this day.

Turn this up and enjoy, this is the stuff of legend.

All Along The Watchtower, 1979.

Monday's Are Bad Enough, I'll Be Nice For Once

I have shit to do today, chasing parts for the wife's fucking car and then a build up on a upper back molar to have a crown put on later.
That tooth has been broken for two years.
My day is fucked from the get go.

Clever Bastard

Well Hello Mr. Mailman

Trump Speech : "Media Is Part Of The Corrupt System"

There's a Home Run right there, boy howdy.

Trump continues to beat those dirty fuckers like a rented mule and I am absolutely loving it.



The man is playing hardball with these people and they don't know how to respond to it other than reaching down and playing the same tricks over and over again using the same tired actors.

This keeps escalating like this and I can see a full out banning of certain networks from the Whitehouse pressers eventually.

That would be something to behold.

In case there was any doubt about how serious he is about this, take a looksie here.

It's on like Donkey Kong bitches.

Blue Ribbon Stupidity

Been Talking To A Libtard Again?

Take A Number

I'll get around to you eventually, Snookums.

That Fuck You Attitude

Get some.

My Whole Week Has Been Like This

Gorgeous outside and then pouring buckets.
Must be Washington.

Right Turn Clyde

It's starting to look a little sketchy around here.

Trick Shot

No Stairway Man

Someone Needs A Beatin'.

I live on sandwiches.
Day in and day out, week after week, month after month.
If I found that shit in my lunchbox I would be very unhappy with someone.

Trump Calls Out Media, Again

Good.
The guy is telling it like it is when he says that no one believes them anymore.
They have been caught red handed massaging the news to fit their agenda and trying to disguise opinion as news for a long damn time.

Trump blasts ‘out of control’ media, defends agenda at heated press conference

President Trump’s feud with the media turned into an all-out war Thursday afternoon.

His early presidency beset by damaging leaks and a burst of staff turmoil, Trump used a hastily called press conference to blast the media’s coverage of his administration in his strongest terms yet. He claimed the press is “out of control,” reports on his team’s ties to Russia are “fake,” and news outlets are attacking him because they oppose his agenda.

"The media’s trying to attack our administration because they know we are following through on the pledges that we made, and they’re not happy about it," Trump declared at the White House.

The president spoke and took questions for more than an hour and 15 minutes, even joking with some reporters toward the end and saying he was having fun. In a bid to preempt negative coverage of his remarks, Trump insisted he was not "ranting and raving." But he lamented that the "tone" of coverage of his administration is one of "such hatred."

"The public doesn't believe you people anymore," he said.

The MSM refuses to acknowledge their dirty deeds and is completely unrepentant about it too.
The results of this propaganda and outright lying has been the steady rise in readership of alternative news sources and fact checking everything that they try to foist on the public.

The appearance of pay walls and out of control subscription advertising is a sure sign they are hurting for revenue yet they feel that they know best and cherry pick the actual news and substitute opinion and innuendo instead.

The President of the United States of America calling them out in a press conference designed specifically for the purpose of laying another body slam on them would usually get someones attention but these fucking idiots just aren't getting the message.

This is going to result in their further alienation and being occluded from access from first hand information which is going to perpetuate the cycle of them resorting to using opinion and innuendo disguised as news. Eventually people are going to quit paying attention to their message all together and they will be reduced to shock headlines only seen at supermarket check out stands.

Replace National Enquirer at the top and replace it with The New York Times.

That can't happen soon enough for me.

Substation Burns, Explodes in Wa State, Boom Boom, Out Go The Lights

This happened in Ephrata Wa, upstate from me.

EPHRATA, Wash. - Multiple fires and explosions at a substation knocked out power to thousands of residents in Ephrata, Quincy and Soap Lake Wednesday night, according to the Grant County Public Utilities District.
The Grant County Sheriff said a fire broke out at the substation in downtown Ephrata about 7:00 p.m.
Videos posted to social media show huge flames from the substation shooting into the air along with flashes that lit up the sky, before the city went dark.

That looks expensive.
It reminded me of the old Pat Travers party tune. Damn did we do a lot of drinkin' and shit to this tune back in the day.

Protesting Is Hard Work!

Have another donut bitch.

Like I Need To Be Told That

I have cleaned out an entire shop before with one fart.
Six guys running for the door and gagging the whole way.
Even I had to get away from that one.
A real paint peeler.

I Want To Know How They Got Tightened In The First Place

More than likely by one of these "specialists".

I always said that you can train a monkey to turn a wrench. The reason good mechanics are hard to find is because of their diagnostic skills.

On the other hand, the internet is full of shit like this,

I Found You Something Special For Valentine Day

A pink Pinto.

Seriously, when was the last time you saw a Pinto, let alone a pink one?

This thing whipped into the parking lot as I was going into BiMart to get some champagne and orange juice for some Mimosa's for the Wifely unit on Valentines day.
I took it as a sign.

Wound Tight

Phil, The Younger Years

I'll be damned if the little darlin's haven't gotten a lot faster over the years though.

Meh, Fuck Off

I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

Just don't ever make the mistake of getting in my face with your shit.
You will find out what a crazy fucking red neck really is, up close and personal, real fast.

My Personal Theme Song

Been one since I was knee high to a choppin' block and don't aim to change anytime soon.

Have some classic AC/DC people.
It's good for ya.

Is Our Childrens Learning?

Some are.
Not all of them are going to grow up and become oxygen wasters.

Damn Straight

We might be old but we ain't dead yet.

Must Be An Oregonian

Giving My Wife Some Competition

I'm sorry, nobody needs that many fucking cats, especially my wife.

Caught In A Rare Moment Of Not Tearing The Shit Out Of Something

These things are impressive and basically fearless.
They are also as clever as all get out. Watch the video below.

A Double Decker, Obviously

Easy on the mustard there honey.

1.5 Million Hits !!

Some time early this morning while I am passed out from exhaustion, someone is going to be, The One.

It boggles my mind. Wow.

Words are pretty much inadequate so I am going to shut my pie hole after saying one more thing.

Thank you all, from the bottom of my little black heart.

Disgusting Muslim Wipes Ass With Hand Then Drinks From It !

Ask your nearest Liberal Fucktard if this filthy fucking animal is what they mean by diversity and why they want this here so badly.

You Know You're Getting Old When......

You get a new guy at work, find out he is in his early twenties and it dawns on you that you have T shirts at home from concerts you went to back in the day that are older than he is.

Fuck. Me. Runnin'.

Gonna Get Me Some

Damn, I Need To Clean The Gutters Again

This is a crappy picture but it is downright pouring outside right now.
When we say it rains a lot here in the Pacific Northwest, we aren't kidding.
I bet it has dumped a quarter of an inch of rain right here locally in the last half hour, at least. Thunder, lightning and bucket fulls of rain.
What's known as a real Gully Washer.
I have already cleaned the fucking gutters three times in the last year and they are plugged with leaves and shit again.

Gonna Need Two More Cats Now