Saturday, August 5, 2017
Next Time, Pay For The Posi Traction Upgrade First
All that and a little penis too.
Sucks to be you Jim Bob, that's just embarrassing.
Sucks to be you Jim Bob, that's just embarrassing.
Friday, August 4, 2017
Liberal Hemorrhoids Inflamed Anew Over Bruce Willis' Remake Of Classic Film Death Wish
These annoying cocksuckers are like mosquitoes buzzing you in the face constantly.
The first thing that occurred to me when I read all the hand wringing and virtue signaling from these panty waisted bitches was that in all likelihood, none of them had even been born yet when the original movie was released clear back in 1974.
When I did read all the negative items they had checked off as if by rote, it was indeed, a whole bunch of virtue signalling.
OMG, GUNZ!
Triggered!!
OLD WHITE DUDE!
WITH GUNZ!!
OMG! OLD WHITE DUDE IN CHICAGO, SHOOTING BLACK PEOPLE!!
WITH GUNZ!!
OMG!
FASCISM!
AND GUNZ!!
OMG!
BADZ!!
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, we've seen it all before.
Too many fucking times.
The best one was from some little snowflake who likened it to porn for conservatives.
You need to get up off your knees long enough to go take a walk through Chicago's West Side at Midnight on a Friday night there Sunshine and do us all a favor by not coming back.
A little bleach in the gene pool once in a while isn't necessarily a bad thing.
It's called Entertainment you weak little man boys.
It's the same shit they have been peddling since, oh maybe, NINETEEN SEVENTY FOUR YOU FUCKING MORONS!
Jesus Christ on a cracker you people get butthurt over the stupidest shit at the drop of a hat anymore.
I'll tell you what here little man boys, I saw the original when it first came out, I have seen it several times since then and I didn't think it was that great of a movie.
I know, surprise eh?
But I am going to go see this movie whether or not you like it for several reasons.
Number one, I like Bruce Willis, OK?
The guy is a Mans Man and I like almost every movie that guy has ever been in.
Number two,
I would go beg for money on the street if I had to so I could get a ticket to go see this movie, just to put your little man boy panties in a twist, twice.
Even though I never really cared for the original that much, I'm sure it has been modernized with much better cinematography, special effects that are light years ahead of what they had back in '73 when it was originally filmed and far superior sound quality.
One of the reasons I didn't care for the original is that it was too damn dark in some scenes.
And number three?
Umm, yeah.
That should be self explanatory even to the queer boy members of your tribe.
One more item here, a bunch of the negativity in this little tempest in a tea pot is being directed at my man Bruce.
Before all you pussy motherfuckers jump up in unison chanting your bullshit mantra that he is a hedonistic, one dimensional character actor who has been pigeon holed into action packed shoot 'em up movies and otherwise has no redeeming qualities or talents, Ol' Uncle Phil is going to school your ignorant little asses.
I want you to shut the fuck up for a few minutes, sit the fuck down here and watch this,
Now run along and play kiddies, some of us have work to do.
The first thing that occurred to me when I read all the hand wringing and virtue signaling from these panty waisted bitches was that in all likelihood, none of them had even been born yet when the original movie was released clear back in 1974.
When I did read all the negative items they had checked off as if by rote, it was indeed, a whole bunch of virtue signalling.
OMG, GUNZ!
Triggered!!
OLD WHITE DUDE!
WITH GUNZ!!
OMG! OLD WHITE DUDE IN CHICAGO, SHOOTING BLACK PEOPLE!!
WITH GUNZ!!
OMG!
FASCISM!
AND GUNZ!!
OMG!
BADZ!!
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, we've seen it all before.
Too many fucking times.
The best one was from some little snowflake who likened it to porn for conservatives.
"Eli Roth's Death Wish remake is so nakedly fascist that alt-righters will have an erection before the trailer ends"
You need to get up off your knees long enough to go take a walk through Chicago's West Side at Midnight on a Friday night there Sunshine and do us all a favor by not coming back.
A little bleach in the gene pool once in a while isn't necessarily a bad thing.
It's called Entertainment you weak little man boys.
It's the same shit they have been peddling since, oh maybe, NINETEEN SEVENTY FOUR YOU FUCKING MORONS!
Jesus Christ on a cracker you people get butthurt over the stupidest shit at the drop of a hat anymore.
I'll tell you what here little man boys, I saw the original when it first came out, I have seen it several times since then and I didn't think it was that great of a movie.
I know, surprise eh?
But I am going to go see this movie whether or not you like it for several reasons.
Number one, I like Bruce Willis, OK?
The guy is a Mans Man and I like almost every movie that guy has ever been in.
Number two,
I would go beg for money on the street if I had to so I could get a ticket to go see this movie, just to put your little man boy panties in a twist, twice.
Even though I never really cared for the original that much, I'm sure it has been modernized with much better cinematography, special effects that are light years ahead of what they had back in '73 when it was originally filmed and far superior sound quality.
One of the reasons I didn't care for the original is that it was too damn dark in some scenes.
And number three?
Umm, yeah.
That should be self explanatory even to the queer boy members of your tribe.
One more item here, a bunch of the negativity in this little tempest in a tea pot is being directed at my man Bruce.
Before all you pussy motherfuckers jump up in unison chanting your bullshit mantra that he is a hedonistic, one dimensional character actor who has been pigeon holed into action packed shoot 'em up movies and otherwise has no redeeming qualities or talents, Ol' Uncle Phil is going to school your ignorant little asses.
I want you to shut the fuck up for a few minutes, sit the fuck down here and watch this,
Now run along and play kiddies, some of us have work to do.
TGIF!
Two 105 degree days back to back.
It's supposed to "cool off" and stay in the 90's for the next week.
I have a bad feeling management is going to want me to work another Saturday but I am sorely tempted to tell them no thank you.
The kid finally found a car he wanted so we went and bought the little fucker the other day.
A 2002 Toyota Corolla.
He had to take it in to have a tire balanced and found out the front brake pads are all used up.
Since he knows zero zip nada fucking thing about cars it's up to me to learn the boy on how to do a front brake job sometime this weekend.
Thursday, August 3, 2017
Guaranteed It Will Be Sooner Than I Expect
Sometimes I feel sorry for my poor wife, she has no clue about what even half the crap I have out in that garage is or what it's worth.
I suspect some folks are going to get some smoking deals on little things that are actually worth some money after I'm gone.
If anything, the kid is even more clueless than she is.
I suspect some folks are going to get some smoking deals on little things that are actually worth some money after I'm gone.
If anything, the kid is even more clueless than she is.
High Temp Records Fall Around Portland Area, Mercury Climbing Higher Tomorrow
Oh boy, I can't wait.
I hit the wall at work at ten o:clock last night.
It was still in the high 90's even then.
Guzzling Gatorade and water to stay hydrated is all good and well until you wake up five times during the night because you gotta piss like a ruptured goat.
Not getting good sleep on top of working in this heat is kicking my narrow little ass.
Come on Weekend!
Records fall as excessive heat warning continues
PORTLAND, Ore. – An Excessive Heat Warning issued by the National Weather Service continues Wednesday as temperatures are expected to get into the mid-100s in northwest Oregon and southwest Washington.
Portland hit 103 degrees Wednesday and broke the record for August 2, which had been 96 degrees. Nearby Hillsboro (104), Troutdale (105) and McMinnville (105) also broke records.
Salem broke a record with 107 degrees on Wednesday.
Thursday's forecast calls for 106 degrees in Portland, which would also be a record.
The heat warning went into effect at noon on Tuesday and is scheduled to last until 11 p.m. Friday in the Willamette Valley, Coast Range, Cascade Foothills, Cascades, Columbia River Gorge and Upper Hood River Valley.
7-day forecast at a glance
At the Oregon Coast, temperatures soared into the 90s on Wednesday.
Friday could also reach triple digits. The extreme heat will end by the weekend, but temperatures will only fall back to the 90s.
The all-time heat record for Portland is 107 degrees, reached in 1942, 1965 and 1981.
I wouldn't be the least but surprised to see it get that hot where I work, it is basically straight across the river from Troutdale and as you can see up above, a bit hotter too for some reason.
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Libtards Up In Arms Again, DOJ Rightfully Calls ' Illegal Aliens, "Illegal Aliens"
Damn, having your ass get chapped every other day must get painful after a while.
No wonder these SJW's are always so grumpy.
Heh, idiots deserve every minute of it too.
In the latest Outrage Du Jour, they are seemingly consternated and constipated by the Department of Justice calling Illegal Aliens, Illegal Aliens.
Not Undocumented, not Unauthorized, Illegal.
Alien is a legal term used to describe people who are living here without citizenship.
Even the On line Dictionary and the Online Thesaurus have gone politically correct I see.
While they do give the definition of illegal alien, they go out of their way to make sure you know that calling people who enter this country in a manner against the laws here or over stay their visa an Alien is butthurt territory and you really shouldn't go there.
I put that little blurb there at the end there in bold just to point out that by going as politically correct as they possibly could, they still couldn't get around the fact that it is in fact, illegal.
As for calling them illegal and it being highly offensive, someone needs to point out to these knuckle heads that IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
Why is that so hard to wrap your head around?
Fuck you people.
Your word salad games are just that and by getting all wound up over it all you are trying to do is cover up the fact that all of these people are in this country illegally and you want everyone to overlook that by labeling it something, "less offensive".
That offends me you jackasses.
Of course my opinion doesn't count because I am an aging white skinned male and a hate mongering radical motherfucker with some sort of imaginary privileges.
Right.
Fuck you people some more.
Really.
There is no end in sight for this stupidity so you will keep seeing these little skirmishes until the day you die but I thoroughly enjoy rubbing shit in the faces of these ignorant cocksuckers so every once in a while I like to lob one at 'em just to stir the pot.
Dumb bastards anyways.
No wonder these SJW's are always so grumpy.
Heh, idiots deserve every minute of it too.
In the latest Outrage Du Jour, they are seemingly consternated and constipated by the Department of Justice calling Illegal Aliens, Illegal Aliens.
Not Undocumented, not Unauthorized, Illegal.
Alien is a legal term used to describe people who are living here without citizenship.
Even the On line Dictionary and the Online Thesaurus have gone politically correct I see.
While they do give the definition of illegal alien, they go out of their way to make sure you know that calling people who enter this country in a manner against the laws here or over stay their visa an Alien is butthurt territory and you really shouldn't go there.
Illegal alien, illegal, undocumented, and unauthorized are labels used to describe people unlawfully residing in the United States, whether by clandestine border crossing, visa deadline violation, or other means. But the terms are not interchangeable. Each has a unique origin and connotation.
Alien is a term used in legal language for a noncitizen resident, regardless of whether that person resides in the country legally or illegally. The term in the United States is inherited from British law, and has been a legal designation for foreign-born residents since the Revolutionary era. While the term continues to be used by the Department of Homeland Security and the United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement as a technical term in legal documents, it is not preferred in general discourse. As alien is a word that is also associated with extraterrestrial life, it is perceived as dehumanizing when applied to immigrants.
Illegal alien is a designation for unlawful immigrants that was previously widely used, but is now associated with anti-immigration policies and advocates.
Though the adjectival usage of illegal (illegal immigrant, illegal resident) may have an anti-immigration connotation, it is still largely accepted. However, as a noun, illegal is highly offensive. This noun implies deviance or emphasizes the criminality of an individual whose only crime would have been illegal entry into the country or an overstayed visa.
I put that little blurb there at the end there in bold just to point out that by going as politically correct as they possibly could, they still couldn't get around the fact that it is in fact, illegal.
As for calling them illegal and it being highly offensive, someone needs to point out to these knuckle heads that IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
Why is that so hard to wrap your head around?
Fuck you people.
Your word salad games are just that and by getting all wound up over it all you are trying to do is cover up the fact that all of these people are in this country illegally and you want everyone to overlook that by labeling it something, "less offensive".
That offends me you jackasses.
Of course my opinion doesn't count because I am an aging white skinned male and a hate mongering radical motherfucker with some sort of imaginary privileges.
Right.
Fuck you people some more.
Really.
There is no end in sight for this stupidity so you will keep seeing these little skirmishes until the day you die but I thoroughly enjoy rubbing shit in the faces of these ignorant cocksuckers so every once in a while I like to lob one at 'em just to stir the pot.
Dumb bastards anyways.
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
NASCAR Putting Tornado Strength Spin On Declining Sponsors, Fans
Check the spin of this headline and the ugly truth buried at the bottom of this article.
My emphasis.
Here is the real reason.
Let me clue you corporate whores at NASCAR in to a little secret.
People want to see real racing.
I know, who'da thunk it, right?
We don't like having the rules twisted so that all we ever see are 200 mph parades.
Go back to run what ya brung, let the talent speak for itself and back the fuck away from the feminization of a traditionally male dominated sport targeting a predominantly male audience.
It's that fucking simple you morons.
NASCAR cuts weekend schedule to save money, ease travel
LONG POND, Pa. (AP) — Kyle Busch usually wakes up around 8 a.m. or so on race day and just waits until he's needed for a meet-and-greet before he slips into the No. 18 Toyota.
But if he's up, he may as well as qualify before lunch. And if he wins the pole, well, he may as well go win the race.
Busch was the biggest benefactor in NASCAR's decision to try a reduced weekend Cup schedule at Pocono Raceway. NASCAR ditched the traditional practice and qualifying sessions on Friday and drivers made their run at the pole just a few hours before the start of Sunday's race. Busch won the pole and won a race for the first time this season.
"I wouldn't mind more days like that," Busch said. "With my Xfinity and Truck efforts getting cut back more and more each year, that's going to be more Fridays at home with my son. That's going to be more fun for us drivers."
NASCAR will try the two-day show again this week at Watkins Glen and Oct. 29 at Martinsville.
Pocono threw an infield fan festival on Friday night and a solid crowd turned out to watch Dale Earnhardt Jr ., Ryan Blaney, Kyle Larson, Kurt Busch, Martin Truex Jr., Daniel Suarez and Michael McDowell have fun participating in lip sync battles, cooking showdowns and the like.
Watkins Glen is holding its own fan fest and a country music concert Friday night.
The real benefit to the skinny schedule is that teams can save money and spend more time at home. The cash and days off add up over the course of one of the more grueling schedules in sports. Plus, it's hardly worth it for tracks to open the gates anymore on Fridays to draw a crowd not much larger than a minor league baseball game.
My emphasis.
Here is the real reason.
SPONSOR WOES
Kyle Larson, the top young driver in the sport, lost Target last week as his sponsor in 2018. Kenseth, Danica Patrick, Kurt Busch and Kasey Kahne are among the drivers with uncertain futures because of various sponsor issues. With TV ratings and attendance flatlining, teams are struggling to put together multiyear deals with a committed corporate backer that will fund the program
"I think the traditional model is going to go extinct soon, and it could be argued that it's here right now," 2012 champion Brad Keselowski said. "The traditional model (of just) being a consumer brand sponsor that just wants to see a car out there with their name out it will go extinct in the next couple years. That's not always a bad thing. There's other models that work and have proven to be successful."
Let me clue you corporate whores at NASCAR in to a little secret.
People want to see real racing.
I know, who'da thunk it, right?
We don't like having the rules twisted so that all we ever see are 200 mph parades.
Go back to run what ya brung, let the talent speak for itself and back the fuck away from the feminization of a traditionally male dominated sport targeting a predominantly male audience.
It's that fucking simple you morons.
Yesterday Was A Bit Warm
Today is supposed to be when the real heat wave starts and by Thursday?
Oh boy, I just can't wait.
Oh boy, I just can't wait.
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