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Flogging The Donkey

In other words, I have been working my ass off again.
Hit the blogroll, there are some awesome people there.

Reince Priebus Out As WH Chief Of Staff

Oh as the stomach churns.
I am on my way out the door, Sec Kelly is going to fill the spot.
I'm sure it will be all over the news.
The wife is pissed off again, this is the third time this week her precious Soap Operas got interrupted.

I told her that if she liked to watch drama she should follow this 3 ring circus of an administration we have.
She replied that she liked fake drama.
I told her she wasn't paying close enough attention then.

Just A Quick Message On This 'Cultural Appropriation " Bullshit I Am Seeing Lately

Listen up you permanently butthurt morons, you are really reaching with this crap.
"Cultural Appropriation"?

Really?

Take a look in the mirror you stupid motherfuckers and ask yourself where your clothes came from.
That hairdo you have?
How about the car you drive?
What about the music you like?
Do you like to eat?
Have you come up with your very own and exclusive recipes that no one else has ever heard of?

I thought not.

Just once I would really love for one of you pig ignorant cocksuckers to get in my face with your nonsense so I could absolutely destroy you in under one minute.

Go back to your safe space and try a little harder for something to get wound up about.
If you can't come up with something on your own then feel free to swing by and I will give you enough shit to be butthurt about to last you for several generations to come.


Stupid fucking assholes.

Take a big suck outta my ass and then go fuck yourselves silly.

Please Don't Judas Me

When is the last time you heard this bad ass tune by Nazareth?

Jesus, smokin' dope and rockin' out to this shit way back in the 70's.
Good times and a great tune.

They don't make music like this anymore.


Crank it up and break the knob off.

Starting With Your Name

I ain't kidding either.
For one thing I am damn near deaf in one ear and I can't hear for shit out of the other one either anymore.

It drives people crazy sometimes but it really drives me nuts because I have to ask people to repeat themselves constantly. It's really bad if there is a bunch of back ground noise, like at work.
Half the time I am half assed reading peoples lips when they are talking to me and if you aren't facing me when you are talking then I can damn near guarantee that I am not going to understand a fucking thing you say.
It does come in handy occasionally though when someone is running off at the mouth and not really saying anything.
I just tune their asses out completely and I will do it while looking them right in the face too.

When I say it starts with your name I'm not kidding for two reasons actually.
The first one is that I am committing your face to memory when I first meet you and don't even bother to listen to what your name is right away for another.

Names change easily, faces not so much.
I have recognized people from thirty years ago before, out of a crowd.
I can always ask you what your name is.

Here's a dirty little trick I read about years ago that you can use in a pinch if you can't remember someones name.

Ask them what their name is, really.
When they answer and sound put out shake your head and tell them you meant their last name. They will then feel better thinking that you hadn't forgotten their first name and will rattle their last name right off.

You will then have their first and last names.


Works like a charm.

There Will Be No Fucking Around Here

Mall Cop Fantasy

The Fight Must Have Been Epic

How To Tell Your Neighborhood Has Really Gone To Hell