Sunday, March 5, 2017
Saturday, March 4, 2017
Cat Burgler
Cats can be persistent little assholes when they really want something.
I wonder how long it took this clever little fucker to figure this one out.
Friday, March 3, 2017
Thursday, March 2, 2017
Time To Go
I have been dealing with the wife's broke down fucking car all morning and now it's time to go to That Place again.
As usual, the kid was driving the fucker when it shit the bed.
I got a text that it was broke down and wouldn't start last night after he ran into a burger joint.Something about a rattle, a squeal and a belt.
Nightmare visions of a twin cam engine with a broken timing belt flew through my mind.
Grilling the kid this morning directly led me to lean towards a water pump that let go and the serpentine belt jumping.
Sure as shit that's what it is.
The tow truck guy just dumped it off and parts are gonna be around $110.
Guess what else?
It's supposed to rain all weekend and the lease here forbids working on cars in the garage.
Lovely.
Have some boobs until I get back.
As usual, the kid was driving the fucker when it shit the bed.
I got a text that it was broke down and wouldn't start last night after he ran into a burger joint.Something about a rattle, a squeal and a belt.
Nightmare visions of a twin cam engine with a broken timing belt flew through my mind.
Grilling the kid this morning directly led me to lean towards a water pump that let go and the serpentine belt jumping.
Sure as shit that's what it is.
The tow truck guy just dumped it off and parts are gonna be around $110.
Guess what else?
It's supposed to rain all weekend and the lease here forbids working on cars in the garage.
Lovely.
Have some boobs until I get back.
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
More Desperation From The Left
My God, the hilarity.
Sitting here watching the local news just now they had a piece trying to float the idea of, get this, Oprah Winfrey running for President.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
At the end they pointed out that she said she has no plans to run.
Except maybe to the fridge I'm thinking.
Fuckin' comedy.
These people are still going through the stages of grief and have gotten to the bargaining stage.
They can suck my dick.
Sitting here watching the local news just now they had a piece trying to float the idea of, get this, Oprah Winfrey running for President.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
At the end they pointed out that she said she has no plans to run.
Except maybe to the fridge I'm thinking.
Fuckin' comedy.
These people are still going through the stages of grief and have gotten to the bargaining stage.
They can suck my dick.
Sent In By A Reader
This is one I had never seen before.
Pretty cool.
They sent it via Email so I don't want to publish any personal info, only me and the NSA know who you are ........
Thanks.
Pretty cool.
They sent it via Email so I don't want to publish any personal info, only me and the NSA know who you are ........
Thanks.
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