Protesting Is Hard Work!

Have another donut bitch.

Like I Need To Be Told That

I have cleaned out an entire shop before with one fart.
Six guys running for the door and gagging the whole way.
Even I had to get away from that one.
A real paint peeler.

I Want To Know How They Got Tightened In The First Place

More than likely by one of these "specialists".

I always said that you can train a monkey to turn a wrench. The reason good mechanics are hard to find is because of their diagnostic skills.

On the other hand, the internet is full of shit like this,

I Found You Something Special For Valentine Day

A pink Pinto.

Seriously, when was the last time you saw a Pinto, let alone a pink one?

This thing whipped into the parking lot as I was going into BiMart to get some champagne and orange juice for some Mimosa's for the Wifely unit on Valentines day.
I took it as a sign.

Wound Tight

Phil, The Younger Years

I'll be damned if the little darlin's haven't gotten a lot faster over the years though.

Meh, Fuck Off

I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

Just don't ever make the mistake of getting in my face with your shit.
You will find out what a crazy fucking red neck really is, up close and personal, real fast.

My Personal Theme Song

Been one since I was knee high to a choppin' block and don't aim to change anytime soon.

Have some classic AC/DC people.
It's good for ya.

Is Our Childrens Learning?

Some are.
Not all of them are going to grow up and become oxygen wasters.

Damn Straight

We might be old but we ain't dead yet.