Must Be An Oregonian

Giving My Wife Some Competition

I'm sorry, nobody needs that many fucking cats, especially my wife.

Caught In A Rare Moment Of Not Tearing The Shit Out Of Something

These things are impressive and basically fearless.
They are also as clever as all get out. Watch the video below.

A Double Decker, Obviously

Easy on the mustard there honey.

1.5 Million Hits !!

Some time early this morning while I am passed out from exhaustion, someone is going to be, The One.

It boggles my mind. Wow.

Words are pretty much inadequate so I am going to shut my pie hole after saying one more thing.

Thank you all, from the bottom of my little black heart.

Disgusting Muslim Wipes Ass With Hand Then Drinks From It !

Ask your nearest Liberal Fucktard if this filthy fucking animal is what they mean by diversity and why they want this here so badly.

You Know You're Getting Old When......

You get a new guy at work, find out he is in his early twenties and it dawns on you that you have T shirts at home from concerts you went to back in the day that are older than he is.

Fuck. Me. Runnin'.

Gonna Get Me Some

Damn, I Need To Clean The Gutters Again

This is a crappy picture but it is downright pouring outside right now.
When we say it rains a lot here in the Pacific Northwest, we aren't kidding.
I bet it has dumped a quarter of an inch of rain right here locally in the last half hour, at least. Thunder, lightning and bucket fulls of rain.
What's known as a real Gully Washer.
I have already cleaned the fucking gutters three times in the last year and they are plugged with leaves and shit again.

Gonna Need Two More Cats Now